As we passed by our local donut shop in the car the other day....
John, "What's the name of that shop, Erin?"
Erin (who really can read, by the way), "The Donut Foot."
John and me, "The Donut FOOT?"
Erin (giggling),"Yeah, the Donut Foot." (more giggling)
John, "Erin, how do you spell 'foot'?"
Erin, "W-H-E-E-L. They're silent letters."